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3 Mar 2013

• The only person who didn't see this coming was Stevie Wonder.
  
  The important thing is to stay calm and blame everyone else
  
  I wish I had so few problems I could care about things like this.
  
  Must have been an outside job.
  
  We love watching the human train wrecks. It's our favorite spectator sport.
  
  I love this so much that I want to buy it a present.
  
  I'll get right on that just as soon as I finish feeding my unicorn.
  
  Yes, that was me. There you go. Watch me shrug. The end.
  
  We come in peace!!
  
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