Why Was I Saved?
"God Has Plans For Me"
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A Christian is involved in a an accident that kills and maims people around him, but he is "miraculously" spared. Ergo, it must be because "God has plans for me". Which is a deeply offensive statement because it implies that God couldn't care less about the other people.
Spanish Train Crash
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"From a religious standpoint, I'd like to say that God has something in store for me and that there's a reason I'm still here," Stephen Ward said in a phone interview with The Associated Press from La Coruna, Spain. "I count myself very lucky and very blessed to have been able to survive so many things." Ward said he suffered a fractured vertebra in his neck but has been discharged from the hospital. He expects to stay in Spain to complete his two-year mission with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which he started six weeks ago. He was one of at least five Americans hurt Wednesday when the train hurtled off the rails and smashed into a security wall. On Wednesday, Ward was supposed to board an earlier train from Madrid to El Ferrol, a coastal city in northwest Spain where he was sent to begin proselytizing. But he accidentally bought a ticket for the wrong day and instead went on a later train that ended up crashing as it rounded a bend about 60 miles north of Santiago de Compostela.
God is like an overactive secret admirer.
"I killed 80 people just to tell you I think you're special" *wink*
9-11
God let 3000 people die ghastly deaths by fire, fumes, and falling... But criss-crossed I beams? Holy sh*t, it's a f*cking miracle!
God Wanted Another Angel
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You get this little cliche every time a child dies
But it's abhorrent - at a conservative count, at least a 100 billion people have died in past. Statistically you would expect that at least one per cent of them were Christian. And probably half of them were children, given the infant mortality rate before science came to the rescue.
So God already has millions of "little angels" to keep him company. How many does he need? And when is he going to stop killing them?
God Moves In Mysterious Ways
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In His first official statement since the July 17 tsunami that claimed the lives of an estimated 3,000 Papua New Guineans, the Lord announced Monday that He killed the island villagers as part of His longtime "moving in mysterious ways" policy, calling the natural disaster "part of My unknowable, divine plan for mankind."
God Moves In Mysterious Ways